It must be a DUCATI

It must be a Ducati when.....

1. People would often approach you to say that something's wrong with your bike. ' Oh dude, maybe its the gears or loose springs, you should have that checked.'
2. You STARE at your DUCATI period!!
3. You always insist on parking out front. No front parking.... Sayonara, I'll take my business somewhere else.
4. The sound of a DUCATI gives you a hard on :)
5. It will either get you laid or the wifey buys a 'Hermes' as a consolation for letting you get away with riding.
6. You get goose bumps while revving your bike
7. Owning a Ducati is half the battle.... next comes the accessories and the gear
8. Riding to starbucks never felt so good and glamorous
9. People have their picture taken with your bike... NOT YOU
10. When you see a biker pushing his bike on the curve because it suddenly died. 'Oh no wonder, its a DUCATI'
11. When you're running out of excuses with regards to upgrades from your wife.
12. When you feel like your house needs a renovation/beautification and you go out and buy yourself a Ducati. Problem solved
13. You develop a snap or a twitch in your neck whenever you hear a dry clutch and growling sound.
14. You feel like dressing up whenever you ride
15. It's the only piece of machine you clean very religiously aside from your *ehem*
16. Women are eager for a back ride
17. You can still dine at a fancy joint even if you smell like a day old underwear
18. You feel like you have a nine inch c#@&
19. You like other people telling what brand of motorcycle you're riding
20. You always refer to your motorcycle in the 3rd person. ' The Ducati is a very enjoyable bike'....'The Ducati likes to be ridden hard'.... etc....etc... ;)